After We Collided can best be described as very attractive people doing mildly sexy things in an exceedingly terrible movie. Awful dialogue, lifeless performances, and brain dead “twists” are to blame here, as literally almost nothing works (it’s never a good sign when the film’s music is the main tool in conveying emotion). Let’s be clear - this is a movie that’s all about the Fifty Shades of Grey style sex scenes. But much like Fifty Shades, those “erotic moments” are majorly lacking, not likely to invoke much “heat” amongst its viewers. It’s all very contrived and hollow. Sorry, nothing overly exciting to see here folks. But, as previously mentioned, everyone involved is impeccably good-looking, and if that’s all you need in a movie, well, this train wreck is for you!