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ARTEMIS FOWL – “A rather embarrassing effort”
ARTEMIS FOWL – “A rather embarrassing effort”
RATING
DIRECTOR
Kenneth Branagh (Murder on the Orient Express - 2017)
STARRING
- Ferdia Shaw as Artemis Fowl II
- Lara McDonnell as Holly Short
- Josh Gad as Mulch Diggums
- Tamara Smart as Juliet
SHIRLEY – “Striking Gothic drama with impeccable performances”
ARTEMIS FOWL – “A rather embarrassing effort”
RATING
DIRECTOR
Kenneth Branagh (Murder on the Orient Express - 2017)
STARRING
- Ferdia Shaw as Artemis Fowl II
- Lara McDonnell as Holly Short
- Josh Gad as Mulch Diggums
- Tamara Smart as Juliet
JUDY AND PUNCH – “A wickedly entertaining medieval Me Too dark comedy”
ARTEMIS FOWL – “A rather embarrassing effort”
RATING
DIRECTOR
Kenneth Branagh (Murder on the Orient Express - 2017)
STARRING
- Ferdia Shaw as Artemis Fowl II
- Lara McDonnell as Holly Short
- Josh Gad as Mulch Diggums
- Tamara Smart as Juliet
THE LOVEBIRDS – “Is a predictable yet enjoyable bit of debauched comedy”
ARTEMIS FOWL – “A rather embarrassing effort”
RATING
DIRECTOR
Kenneth Branagh (Murder on the Orient Express - 2017)
STARRING
- Ferdia Shaw as Artemis Fowl II
- Lara McDonnell as Holly Short
- Josh Gad as Mulch Diggums
- Tamara Smart as Juliet
MILITARY WIVES – “A formulaic fact-based crowd pleaser”
ARTEMIS FOWL – “A rather embarrassing effort”
RATING
DIRECTOR
Kenneth Branagh (Murder on the Orient Express - 2017)
STARRING
- Ferdia Shaw as Artemis Fowl II
- Lara McDonnell as Holly Short
- Josh Gad as Mulch Diggums
- Tamara Smart as Juliet
CAPONE – “An odd showcase for Tom Hardy’s extreme versatility”
ARTEMIS FOWL – “A rather embarrassing effort”
RATING
DIRECTOR
Kenneth Branagh (Murder on the Orient Express - 2017)
STARRING
- Ferdia Shaw as Artemis Fowl II
- Lara McDonnell as Holly Short
- Josh Gad as Mulch Diggums
- Tamara Smart as Juliet
SCOOB – “Overstuffed with hapless hijinks”
ARTEMIS FOWL – “A rather embarrassing effort”
RATING
DIRECTOR
Kenneth Branagh (Murder on the Orient Express - 2017)
STARRING
- Ferdia Shaw as Artemis Fowl II
- Lara McDonnell as Holly Short
- Josh Gad as Mulch Diggums
- Tamara Smart as Juliet
PORNO – “Wildly raunchy and genuinely frightening”
ARTEMIS FOWL – “A rather embarrassing effort”
RATING
DIRECTOR
Kenneth Branagh (Murder on the Orient Express - 2017)
STARRING
- Ferdia Shaw as Artemis Fowl II
- Lara McDonnell as Holly Short
- Josh Gad as Mulch Diggums
- Tamara Smart as Juliet
SPACESHIP EARTH – “An interesting account of strange people doing extraordinary things”
ARTEMIS FOWL – “A rather embarrassing effort”
RATING
DIRECTOR
Kenneth Branagh (Murder on the Orient Express - 2017)
SYNOPSIS
Is based on the 2001 novel of the same name by Eoin Colfer
Artemis Fowl is a 12-year-old genius and
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