Movie Reviews
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – “The over-the-top gonzo kills save it from being a complete bloody waste”
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – “The over-the-top gonzo kills save it from being a complete bloody waste”
RATING
DIRECTOR
David Blue Garcia
MAIN CAST
- Sarah Yarkin as Melody
- Elsie Fisher as Lila
- Mark Burnham as Leatherface
- Jacob Latimore as Dante
- Moe
BLACKLIGHT – “A by the book Liam Neeson action thriller with little thrills and uninspired action”
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – “The over-the-top gonzo kills save it from being a complete bloody waste”
RATING
DIRECTOR
David Blue Garcia
MAIN CAST
- Sarah Yarkin as Melody
- Elsie Fisher as Lila
- Mark Burnham as Leatherface
- Jacob Latimore as Dante
- Moe
DEATH ON THE NILE – “Requires plenty of patience – but it’s worth it”
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – “The over-the-top gonzo kills save it from being a complete bloody waste”
RATING
DIRECTOR
David Blue Garcia
MAIN CAST
- Sarah Yarkin as Melody
- Elsie Fisher as Lila
- Mark Burnham as Leatherface
- Jacob Latimore as Dante
- Moe
MARRY ME – “A silly star vehicle for JLO and little else”
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – “The over-the-top gonzo kills save it from being a complete bloody waste”
RATING
DIRECTOR
David Blue Garcia
MAIN CAST
- Sarah Yarkin as Melody
- Elsie Fisher as Lila
- Mark Burnham as Leatherface
- Jacob Latimore as Dante
- Moe
JACKASS FOREVER – “An abundance of bodily fluids, full-on crotch shots, and genuine hilarity “
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – “The over-the-top gonzo kills save it from being a complete bloody waste”
RATING
DIRECTOR
David Blue Garcia
MAIN CAST
- Sarah Yarkin as Melody
- Elsie Fisher as Lila
- Mark Burnham as Leatherface
- Jacob Latimore as Dante
- Moe
RED ROCKET – “Refreshingly particular and twistedly funny”
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – “The over-the-top gonzo kills save it from being a complete bloody waste”
RATING
DIRECTOR
David Blue Garcia
MAIN CAST
- Sarah Yarkin as Melody
- Elsie Fisher as Lila
- Mark Burnham as Leatherface
- Jacob Latimore as Dante
- Moe
THE ICE AGE ADVENTURES OF BUCK WILD – “Sadly not an animated adventure for the ages”
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – “The over-the-top gonzo kills save it from being a complete bloody waste”
RATING
DIRECTOR
David Blue Garcia
MAIN CAST
- Sarah Yarkin as Melody
- Elsie Fisher as Lila
- Mark Burnham as Leatherface
- Jacob Latimore as Dante
- Moe
THE FALLOUT – “A delicate and profound exploration of grief”
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – “The over-the-top gonzo kills save it from being a complete bloody waste”
RATING
DIRECTOR
David Blue Garcia
MAIN CAST
- Sarah Yarkin as Melody
- Elsie Fisher as Lila
- Mark Burnham as Leatherface
- Jacob Latimore as Dante
- Moe
MUNICH: THE EDGE OF WAR – “Remains wholly captivating despite our historic knowledge”
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – “The over-the-top gonzo kills save it from being a complete bloody waste”
RATING
DIRECTOR
David Blue Garcia
MAIN CAST
- Sarah Yarkin as Melody
- Elsie Fisher as Lila
- Mark Burnham as Leatherface
- Jacob Latimore as Dante
- Moe
ZEROS AND ONES – “Confoundingly murky in the most frustrating of ways”
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – “The over-the-top gonzo kills save it from being a complete bloody waste”
RATING
DIRECTOR
David Blue Garcia
MAIN CAST
- Sarah Yarkin as Melody
- Elsie Fisher as Lila
- Mark Burnham as Leatherface
- Jacob Latimore as Dante
- Moe