Movie Reviews
SLENDER MAN – “Anaemic scares in a slender plot”
SLENDER MAN – “Anaemic scares in a slender plot”
RATING
DIRECTOR
STARRING
- Joey King as Wren
- Julia Goldani Telles as Hallie
- Jaz Sinclair as Chloe
- Annalise Basso as Katie Jensen
- Talitha Bateman as Zoey
- Alex Fitzalan as Tom
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN – “An often charming heart warmer”
SLENDER MAN – “Anaemic scares in a slender plot”
RATING
DIRECTOR
STARRING
- Joey King as Wren
- Julia Goldani Telles as Hallie
- Jaz Sinclair as Chloe
- Annalise Basso as Katie Jensen
- Talitha Bateman as Zoey
- Alex Fitzalan as Tom
THE SPY WHO DUMPED ME – “I spy a box-office dud”
SLENDER MAN – “Anaemic scares in a slender plot”
RATING
DIRECTOR
STARRING
- Joey King as Wren
- Julia Goldani Telles as Hallie
- Jaz Sinclair as Chloe
- Annalise Basso as Katie Jensen
- Talitha Bateman as Zoey
- Alex Fitzalan as Tom
EIGHTH GRADE – “Takes authenticity to a whole new level”
SLENDER MAN – “Anaemic scares in a slender plot”
RATING
DIRECTOR
STARRING
- Joey King as Wren
- Julia Goldani Telles as Hallie
- Jaz Sinclair as Chloe
- Annalise Basso as Katie Jensen
- Talitha Bateman as Zoey
- Alex Fitzalan as Tom
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – FALLOUT – “Mission accomplished for the 6th time”
SLENDER MAN – “Anaemic scares in a slender plot”
RATING
DIRECTOR
STARRING
- Joey King as Wren
- Julia Goldani Telles as Hallie
- Jaz Sinclair as Chloe
- Annalise Basso as Katie Jensen
- Talitha Bateman as Zoey
- Alex Fitzalan as Tom
TEEN TITANS GO! TO THE MOVIES – “Meta superhero fun for kids…& adults too”
SLENDER MAN – “Anaemic scares in a slender plot”
RATING
DIRECTOR
STARRING
- Joey King as Wren
- Julia Goldani Telles as Hallie
- Jaz Sinclair as Chloe
- Annalise Basso as Katie Jensen
- Talitha Bateman as Zoey
- Alex Fitzalan as Tom
THE EQUALIZER 2 – “Denzel can’t fully save this unfocused actioner”
SLENDER MAN – “Anaemic scares in a slender plot”
RATING
DIRECTOR
STARRING
- Joey King as Wren
- Julia Goldani Telles as Hallie
- Jaz Sinclair as Chloe
- Annalise Basso as Katie Jensen
- Talitha Bateman as Zoey
- Alex Fitzalan as Tom
MAMMA MIA! HERE WE GO AGAIN – “Toe tapping will conquer the eye rolling”
SLENDER MAN – “Anaemic scares in a slender plot”
RATING
DIRECTOR
STARRING
- Joey King as Wren
- Julia Goldani Telles as Hallie
- Jaz Sinclair as Chloe
- Annalise Basso as Katie Jensen
- Talitha Bateman as Zoey
- Alex Fitzalan as Tom
SKYSCRAPER – “The Rock + Die Hard + every 90’s action movie cliche”
SLENDER MAN – “Anaemic scares in a slender plot”
RATING
DIRECTOR
STARRING
- Joey King as Wren
- Julia Goldani Telles as Hallie
- Jaz Sinclair as Chloe
- Annalise Basso as Katie Jensen
- Talitha Bateman as Zoey
- Alex Fitzalan as Tom
TRANSYLVANIA 3 – “Kids will be entertained – adults not so much”
SLENDER MAN – “Anaemic scares in a slender plot”
RATING
DIRECTOR
STARRING
- Joey King as Wren
- Julia Goldani Telles as Hallie
- Jaz Sinclair as Chloe
- Annalise Basso as Katie Jensen
- Talitha Bateman as Zoey
- Alex Fitzalan as Tom